Jaronofsky is dead. 

Spoilers for Mother! Avert your eyes.

The news is out that Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky are officially dunzo after a year of dating. And who here thought that was going to last after watching Mother! Anyone? No?  Continue reading


Mother! review: A home renovation nightmare


Dear God, I have no idea what to say about this movie, or even to start to review it. In my movie alone, I counted three walkouts. That’s three people who will never watch another Aronfonsky movie. And even I’m leaning towards the fence of do I want to watch another claustrophobic, mentally-violent movie of a woman breaking down? Not really?

In short, the movie is about Jennifer Lawrence who is the wife to Javier Bardem, a poet with writer’s block. She spends a lot of time renovating their big, beautiful house and then they get some visitors, Ed Harris and Michelle Pffeifer ..and it all goes to sh!t. Continue reading

Trailer thoughts: Mother!

About two weeks ago, I briefly talked about the teaser for Mother! the new movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring our girl Jennifer Lawrence.

So now the entire trailer is out… and it still doesn’t make that much sense. Historically, Darren loves a movie where the protagonist loses their mind (Requiem for a dream, Black swan, does Noah count?) and it looks like Jen loses it from too much house renovation. I am onboard with this, because I am permanently tuned into the Life channel and am fairly sure that watching Tiny house, big living plus Househunters may make you dented in the head after a while.

Also possibly I’m desensitised, but I do not find lightbulbs filled with blood scary. I was raised on Stephen King, people. Unless it’s a lightbulb from the mouth of a deranged spider-clown, I’m mostly okay.

What I do find scary in this clip is that huge, hulking twenty year age gap between Javier and Jen. I mean it guess makes more sense that she’s married to Javier who can more likely afford a big, beautiful house in his forties and it’s not Jen and Chris Pratt trying to sack up for mortgage payments. But still. Uncomfortable.

Also can we have a Michelle Pfeiffer-naissance please? Right about now. It’s time for her to come back. She is greatly missed, someone give her more stuff to do. It did occur to me while I was watching this clip, that if it turns out that Michelle is somehow Jen’s mother (or mother!) I will very likely swear off Aronofsky films forever. Don’t do this to me Darren.

Mother! trailer: Those voices inside your head

I had to watch this twice. Twice. And I still don’t know what’s happening other than Jennifer Lawrence is opening a door and people are yelling at each other inside her head.

Google describes it as “A couple’s relationship is tested when uninvited guests come to their home.” I’m not sure how I’m supposed to get that from this clip but okay then!

On the other hand, look at this poster – it’s pretty great, it doesn’t look anything like our girl Jen, but it’s pretty great all the same. Keep the poster maker and fire the trailer editor.

Mother! Jennifer Lawrence