Some thoughts on tattoo placement. I sigh.

I don’t know why, but there is a Macaulay Culkin renaissance happening right now. He is suddenly everywhere, maybe he got a new PR person? Yesterday I was scrolling through and there he is with Paris Jackson, getting matching tattoos.

Paris Jackson Macaulay Culkin Spoons

By itself, it’s kind of cute. They’re a pair of spoons. Someone mentioned there’s a possibility it’s related to spoon theory, but as far as I know neither Paris nor Mac have a chronic illness? Compliments aside, I hate, hate, hate the tattoo placement on Paris. It’s her body and she can do whatever she wants with it but it’s so incoherently placed that I don’t understand it. Is John Lennon more important than Dad? She does know that John Lennon used to beat Cynthia up right?

And this kind of tattooing seems to be the norm these days, it’s a spot here and a spot there. Say what you want about Ed Sheeran but his sleeve is a sleeve, he’s not starting to look like someone is using him as a doodle pad (hey Miley!).

Miley Cyrus Tattoos

I also want to point out that these celebrities are super young and probably no-one has ever told them about Johnny Depp’s infamous Winona Forever. When Johnny and Winona split up (yeah, they used to date guys), Johnny had a tattoo on his arm “Winona Forever” transformed into “Wino Forever”.  He’s also recently had the knuckles on his hand changed from Slim to Scum to throw shade at Amber Heard. Johnny Depp has started to be the cautionary tale on everything.

Speaking of  random placement tattoos, look at what Bella Hadid has done to her arm.

Bella Hadid Rose Tattoo.png

Sigh, BELLA. It’s a rose and it looks like a cigarette burn on the back of your arm.



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